Why I Stuck a Flare Up My Arse for England.

After a successful run in Edinburgh, English actor and writer Alex Hill has brought his one-man show to Adelaide in its Australian premiere. A high-energy football romp, which explores patriotism, mateship, and the need to belong.

As the audience is seated, we are met with a backdrop of English flags and a table with two pints of beer. The large performing space is soon filled with the exuberance of our leading man Hill, who breathes life into Billy, a young football fan, who lives for his weekly outing to the stadium and pub. He takes us on a ride that touches on the loss of his mum, his romance with Daisy, his bond with friend Adam and the rituals that take place in the lead up to match day.

It is hard not to be swept up by Hill’s energetic delivery. A sharp script, which is comical, relatable, and touching, delivers a high-octane hour of entertainment. As he chants his way through many football matches, it culminates with the EURO 2020 final at Wembley stadium. This is where the title of the show comes into play. After bonding with a group of fanatical fans, he hopes to gain acceptance and notoriety; but at what cost?

Billy’s behaviour becomes more maniacal with match day being fuelled by alcohol, drugs, and violence. Absorbing himself in his unhealthy lifestyle means he loses track of those around him, with devastating consequences.

Highlights are aplenty in this production. Billy’s Dad gifts him theatre tickets, which results in one of the funniest summaries of Les Misérables.

There was much laughter heard and surprising lessons to be had. This production deserves large audiences and being performed at Holden Street Theatres’ means there is free parking – so it is a win win.

Kerry Cooper

Photographer: Rah Petherbridge

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